Sobriety Challenge, Day Four: The Bridget Jones' Edition

Date: October 24th, 2007 Alcohol Units: 0 Cigs: 5+? Weight: Adding up by the second Have replaced drinking with smorgasboard of bad habits including, but not limited to: donuts, mozzarella sticks, pizza, gummy candy, cigarettes, and coca-cola. Must go on spa holiday to detox camp to clear body of what is now, obviously, a complete breakdown with all rational willpower. Must avoid all future excess so that I can cruise the Thames while Hugh Grant reads Keats.