As God Is My Witness,

I will never smoke a cigarette again! (or at least for quite awhile).
I'm over it.

To my health!

Since I was but a wee 15 years I have thoroughly enjoyed my drink. But, for the most part, I have not so thoroughly enjoyed my morning afters or the wincing thoughts of what I stainfully said/did the night before. Last night I had a dream where my family waged a sort of intervention to convince me that I could no longer handle my drink like a proper citizen. So! I'm going to listen to my subconcious and for the first time in the history of me I am going to take the plunge and not drink for 30 days. A cleansing of the liver to get my body prepped for the upcoming holiday season. And since I have just announced this on a semi-public forum I might actually have a chance of living up to my word. Viva la Shirley Temples and bright and shiny Saturday mornings.