Monday, December 17, 2007

This Just In.

As we all know heterosexual marriage is a sacred institution that has only grown stronger through the years and thusly cannot be challenged by the transitory and hedonistic ways of the homosexual marriage. It is therefore with a heavy heart that I announce the shocking divorce of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon after only 2 months. It was the third marriage and fifth sex tape scandal for both.

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