Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Hooray for Global Warming!
Although global warming terrifies my to my very core I gotta admit: winter was gettin' me a little bit of the depressed. I can only take so many days of having to walk around my apartment wrapped in a blanket with the sun going down around 4PM. But on a day as beautiful as today I welcome the idea that global warming is only a conspiracy theory spread around by wacky liberals so that they can use laser pointers on extremely large projector screens. Its 60 degrees and beautiful in Manhattan and I'm happy again so come on down Ann Coulter. Come on down Rush Limbaugh. Come on down and I'll shake your hand.