My Fellow Americans,
If, by chance, you should go on a weekend bender culminating in drinking budweiser at a bowling alley in Queens-
DO NOT under any circumstances get into a black cab heading towards the BQE.
The world will start to spin around and you will be forced to vomit into a fuzzy blue hat, that previously looked very cute atop your boyfriend's head, while the driver rolls down the window.
Now imagine the little NBC noise.......dummmmm.... daaaaaa.... dummmmmm.
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