I'm so sorry, dear readers, that I have forsook you for so long.
I'll pass on the excuses (moving, unemployment, depression, and obsessive political news reading).
But, like a politician at a Joe Six-Pack BBQ, I solemnly PROMISE you, America, that I will speak for you again. Soon. And in great detail.
Until then, take care, and if you're so inclined you may donate to the Daisy Duke Happiness Fund: