Why God Created Dips:

Because healthy food is HORRIBLE! Does an Extreme Cheese Dorito need a dipping sauce? (Although nacho cheese would be quite tasty) Does a gummy bear require frosting? Does macaroni and cheese require frying? Although these sauces could only add to the delicious taste of the first food, the answer is still a resounding NO! And now I query you: What would an apple or celery stick be without peanut butter? What would carrots be without hummus or guacamole? Tasteless and barely filling I tell you! Daisy is now resurrecting her every three weeks health food kick. This time in a more Daisy-friendly format. She will not cut anything out, only strive for moderation. Seeing how Daisy has no personal willpower or ability to stick to any kind of restrictions-rest assured, dear reader, this won't last long.

OMG! The day we all have dreamed of has come!

Dispatch from Alabama:

Forget Al Gore...the Nobel Prize for whatever involves being a  genius should go to the food scientist at Sonic who figured out how to fry (yes FRY!) macaroni and cheese into edible gobs of finger food. That's right kids. My two favorite foods 1. Macaroni and Cheese and 2.Fried have been merged together to create something that I'm sure will be a legend at Daisy's house for years to come. So grab your Pepto and get on down to worship the gods of Sonic and don't forget to mail some to me.